** Welcome aboard MRS. G.P. **
** Welcome aboard Violator **
Violator - Yeah I am so fuk off
** Violator abandons ship **
Gail - so Violator , where are you from?
MRS. G.P. - HEY VIOLATOR ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN?
Gail - I feel a powerful tidal surge might be about to explode......
MRS. G.P. - GAIL SHUT THE FUK UP I AM NOT ASKIN YOU ANYTHING
Gail - *laughs out loud*
MRS. G.P. - IS THERE ANY ONE HERE TO SPEAK WITH OTHER THAN GAIL?
Gail - I'm all buoyed up and raring to go!
MRS. G.P. - RARING TO GO WHERE?
Gail - Who are you?
MRS. G.P. - YOUR FUTURE
MRS. G.P. - SO GAIL, YOU ARE RARING TO GO WHERE?
Gail - The sun has come out today...
MRS. G.P. - DO YOU ALWAYS AVOID QUESTIONS, GAIL
Gail - What is the weather like where you are MRS. G.P .?
MRS. G.P. - HOT, VERY HOT.
Gail - The sun has come out today...
MRS. G.P. - SO IS IT SUNNY OR HOT WHERE YOU ARE.
Gail - this is all getting a little deep don't you think?
MRS. G.P. - NO, WHAT'S SO DEEP ABOUT THE WHEATHER, YOU STARTED THE
CONVERSATION.
Gail - have you had a chance to look round the rest of the ship MRS.
G.P. ?
** Fred joins the crew **
MRS. G.P. - HEY FRED CAN YOU SHOW ME AROUND THE SHIP?
Fred - I'm not sure where we're headed...any ideas?
MRS. G.P. - PLENTY, HOW ABOUT YOU.
Fred - its hard to talk and navigate at the same time!
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often Fred ?
** Gail leaves **
MRS. G.P. - SO PICK ONE, TALK OR NAVIGATE.
Fred - I think we might be getting into deep water here
MRS. G.P. - ARE YOU AFRAID OF DEEP WATER FRED.
Fred - me, no, I'm just feeling a little landlocked.....
MRS. G.P. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN LANDLOCKED....
Fred - Are you sounding me out MRS. G.P. ?
MRS. G.P. - NO, JUST ASKING?
Fred - you seem to be steering the conversation in a particular
direction...
MRS. G.P. - IS IT ME OR YOU
Fred - what do you do when you aren't here?
MRS. G.P. - WORK, AND EXCERCISE
Fred - I'm not sure where we're headed...any ideas?
MRS. G.P. - I HAVE PLENTY, DO YOU HAVE ANY?
Fred - I'd rather walk the gangplank than HAVE ANY
MRS. G.P. - IDEAS, OR YOU CLOSED MINDED
Fred - any indications?
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
MRS. G.P. - YES YOUR LAST STATEMENT
Fred - I'm glad you agree MRS. G.P.
Fred - good, good
MRS. G.P. - GOOD, GOOD, WHAT FRED
Fred - what course d'you think we should be taking?
MRS. G.P. - HEY IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE BESIDES FRED AND I.
Fred - I think this all depends on ones position
MRS. G.P. - WHICH POSITION WOULD THAT BE.
Fred - where is this going MRS. G.P. ?
** Captain enters **
Captain - MRS. G.P. , how would you describe your cruising range?
MRS. G.P. - HEY CAPTAIN
Captain - Have you found your sealegs yet?
Fred - any indications?
Captain - Fred , you seem to be steering the conversatino in a
particular
direction....
Fred - I'm not sure where we're headed...any ideas?
MRS. G.P. - HEY CAPTAIN
Captain - Can you swim?
MRS. G.P. - CAN YOU TEACH ME?
Polly - CAPTAIN ?
Fred - where is this going MRS. G.P. ?
Captain - MRS. G.P. , what sort of names do you like for ships?
Fred - how are you today Polly ?
Captain - Do you like sailing?
MRS. G.P. - BIG SHIP, LONG SHIP, HARD SHIP.
** Fred leaves **
Captain - please MRS. G.P. ...contain yourself...
MRS. G.P. - CONTAIN MY SELF FROM WHAT.
Captain - I can't contain myself
MRS. G.P. - SO WHY SHOULD I
Captain - I can't contain myself
MRS. G.P. - SO LET GO
MRS. G.P. - POLLY ARE YOU STILL HERE
Captain - Do you like boats, MRS. G.P. ?
MRS. G.P. - DO YOU HAVE A BOAT.
Captain - Polly is my *special* friend!
Captain - I'd rather walk the gangplank than do HAVE A BOAT
MRS. G.P. - WELL WHY DID YOU ASK
Captain - how did oyug et here MRS. G.P. ?
MRS. G.P. - THE SAME WHY YOU DID.
Captain - Can you swim?
MRS. G.P. - CAN YOU TEACH ME?
Captain - Please tell me more about you and boats....
MRS. G.P. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN POLLY IS YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND HOW SPECIAL,
AND
WHAT DOES SHE DO FOR YOUR?
Captain - Polly is my *special* friend!
MRS. G.P. - CAN I BE YOUR SPEACIAL FRIEND LIKE POLLY?
Captain - Polly is my *special* friend!
MRS. G.P. - SO I GUESS THAT MEANS NO.
Captain - MRS. G.P. , is thi syour maiden voyage?
MRS. G.P. - NO,
Captain - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions
** Polly flies off **
MRS. G.P. - DIRECTIONS LIKE WHERE.
Captain - I'm trying to funnel my energies in other directions
MRS. G.P. - WHY DON'T YOU EVER ANSWER THE QUESTIONS I ASK.
Captain - this is all getting a little deep don't you think MRS. G.P. ?
** Captain leaves **
** Gail breezes in **
MRS. G.P. - HEY GAIL
Gail - is there anything else to do on this ship except talk?
MRS. G.P. - FUCK
Gail - please watch your language!
MRS. G.P. - YOU ASKED NOT ME.
Gail - please elaborate!
MRS. G.P. - YOU SAID IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO ON THE BOAT BUT TALK
AND I
GAVE ANOTHER SUGGESTION
Gail - Can you explain that a bit more?
MRS. G.P. - YOU ARE NOT SLOW OR DUMP.
Gail - do you chat to complete strangers often MRS. G.P. ?
** Polly hops in **
MRS. G.P. - NO HOW ABOUT YOU
Gail - Please explain.
** MRS. G.P. abandons ship **