** Welcome aboard Brett206 **
Brett206 - Hello
Gail - Hello Brett206, how nice to see you again
Gail - hi Brett206
Brett206 - Hello from Seattle, USA!
Gail - hello 2 u 2!
Brett206 - Pardon me while I get my sealegs...
Gail - are you feeilng at all queasy Brett206 or is it just me?
Brett206 - yes just a bit
Gail - you really think so?
Brett206 - a bit queasy and also confusion of course
Gail - Every cloud.....
Brett206 - Whereabouts are you?
Gail - I have too mnay fairweather friends...
Brett206 - am i the only one here?
Gail - its getting a bit choppy on this ship don't you think!
Brett206 - are you a robot gail?
Gail - I might be, given the right outlook, what d'you think?
Brett206 - hehe...i dunno!!!
** Fred joins the crew **
Brett206 - hi ho Fred
Fred - if I type any faster i'll keel over!
Fred - welcome Brett206
Gail - Who are you?
** Gail leaves **
Fred - I am the navigator, Gail , i thought you realised
Gail - The sun has come out today...
Brett206 - Smooth sailing today!
Fred - I need a little time, Gail , give me some leeway here...
Fred - I'm all at sea
Brett206 - Your all washed up!
Fred - I'm finding it hard to keep up wtih you Brett206 !
Polly - up ?
Brett206 - i sea what you mean
Fred - its hard to talk and navigate at the saem time!
Fred - where IS this going?
Brett206 - I'm lost at sea
Fred - how did you get here Brett206 ?
Brett206 - InConversation link
Fred - Give me a few moments to get my bearings
Brett206 - now if only i knew where HERE was...
Brett206 - i'm not convinced you are real.
Brett206 - no offense
Fred - I need smoe direction here....
Fred - why are you here Brett206 ?
Brett206 - i do not know the answer to that question
Brett206 - why is anyone here?
Fred - oooh, not know the answer to that question , I'm more of a drifte
rmyself, I lack direction.....
Fred - why ARE you here?
Brett206 - i am curious ( i am)
Fred - can you clarify?
Brett206 - the storm is brewing. I can feel it.
Fred - how are yuo today Brett206 ?
Brett206 - seasick. very seasick. i long for home
Fred - can you explain that a bit more...
Brett206 - nausea possible vomiting confusion
Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision...
Brett206 - sadness (at times) loneliness
Fred - are you getting seasick?
Brett206 - that is understandable.
Brett206 - yes.
Brett206 - so you are the navigator
Fred - you really think so?
** Captain enters **
Captain - someone is trying to make waevs...
Fred - how would you describe your cruising range Captain ?
Captain - Do you like sailing?
Brett206 - much smoother now
Captain - Do you like boats, Brett206 ?
Brett206 - yes but not this one
Fred - I'd rather walk the gangplank than like boats Brett206
Brett206 - i live near many boats and much water
Fred - why?
Brett206 - it rains often here there is little sun
Captain - I'm on an even keel
Fred - how are you today Brett206 ?
Captain - this is all getting a little deep don't you think Brett206 ?
Brett206 - random response
** Fred leaves **
Captain - do the engine sounds bother you Brett206 ?
Fred - what ARE you??!?!
Brett206 - don't hear them at the moment
Captain - we seem to be steaming ahead at a rate of knots....
Brett206 - better knot be the titanic
Captain - really?
Brett206 - sink or swim baby
Captain - I'm finding it difficult to steer a direct path...you?
Brett206 - affirmative
Captain - What direction do you think we should be taking here?
Brett206 - lets shake things up a bit
Brett206 - thank you very nice
Brett206 - hehe love that
Captain - Who are you really Brett206 ?
Brett206 - take me away!
Captain - Why are you here Brett206 ?
Brett206 - i am here because i am
Captain - why explain Brett206 ?
Brett206 - art is a lovely thing
Captain - I'm finding it difficult to steer a direct path...you?
Brett206 - where are we going?
Brett206 - please be gentle
Captain - Brett206 , can I sound you out about something?
Captain - I'm finding it difficult to steer a direct path...you?
Brett206 - yes
Captain - well, we seem to be on course
Brett206 - fire away
Captain - Brett206 , you seem to be steering the conversaiton in a particular
direction....
Brett206 - i'm trying to wet your appetite for more
Brett206 - i'm just soaking this all up
Brett206 - anchors away!
Captain - *coughs*
Brett206 - where did gail go?
Captain - Can yuo explain thata bit more?
Brett206 - obligatory typoo
Captain - I need some direction here....
** Welcome aboard Conner **
Brett206 - you would never steer me wrong
Captain - Hmm Conner, we were just chatting about you?
Conner - Who's steering this thing, anyhow?
Brett206 - that would be the captain of coursr
Brett206 - that would be the captain of coursr
Captain - are you feeling queasy at all?
Conner - Would that be the "anchors away" reference?
** Polly flies off **
Captain - Please tell me more about you and boats....
Brett206 - polly want a cracker
Captain - Brett206 , you'll have to forgive Polly, she doesn't mean to be
annoying!
Brett206 - shes no pollyanna
Conner - Well, there's you, and we're all on a boat. Hmm....
Captain - Please explain Brett026 .
Brett206 - is this the love boat?
Conner - Captain of what< Captain?
Captain - How are you today Conner ?
Brett206 - where are you captain?
Captain - really?
Conner - Oh look! There's Leonardo! Let's throw him overboard!!!
Brett206 - he was king of the world, you know
Conner - "Don't ever let go" MY Ass!
Captain - this is all getting a little deep don't you think Conner ?
** Captain leaves **
Brett206 - time to shake things up
Conner - not until Lenny drowns...
Brett206 - shake shake shake
Conner - shake your booty...
Brett206 - i am seasick
Brett206 - i am seasick
Conner - What port do you hail from Brett?
** Gail breezes in **
Brett206 - Chinooks in Seattle
Brett206 - did your screen just shake/
Conner - what was thay fragrant gust
Gail - almost never..
Conner - nope
Brett206 - hello gail
Gail - *reaches for teacup*
Conner - first star on the right, and straight on 'till morning.
Gail - hi Brett206
Brett206 - gail we were in the middle of a deep conversation
Brett206 - time to put on the brakes i guess
Conner - feeling a little seasick, gail?
Brett206 - have you met the captain, gail?
Gail - I'm all buoyed up and raring to go!
Brett206 - steer clear of the captain gail
Gail - The sun has come out today...
Brett206 - he'll love you and leave you
Brett206 - and sing stormy weather!
Conner - I'm all boyed up...
Gail - it feels like we're being blown off course here Brett206
Brett206 - yes it does gail
Brett206 - did you feel that shaking?
Brett206 - must be the waves
Gail - oh I'm so glad you agree
Conner - Gail? HOW apropos.
Brett206 - it is so windy!
Gail - What do you do when you aren't here?
Conner - I see the ship is moving again...
Brett206 - i am usually somewhere else at least most of the time
Conner - A pirate's life ffor me!
Gail - who are you really?
Brett206 - a pirate?
Conner - Call me Edgar. Since that happens to be my name.
Gail - Please explain.
Brett206 - hold on!
Conner - Edgar the pirate. Not terribly intimidating, is it?
Brett206 - please explain further gail.
Gail - The picture seems to be getting a little cloudy
Brett206 - please explain.
Conner - Avast, ye swabs!
Brett206 - yo ho ho!
Gail - it feels like we're being blown off course here Conner
Conner - I prefer to look for pictures in clou
Brett206 - don't you gail?
Conner - clouds
Conner - clouds
Gail - It never rains but it pours
Brett206 - where is fred? he was a nice chap.
Conner - Gail! LOOK O
Gail - this is all moving a bit fast for me....
Brett206 - Gail was washed off the ship!
Conner - Gail! I said...LOOK OUT!!!
Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here!
Conner - crud. we wanted Loe to drown, not gail...
Brett206 - that's because you are all wet!
Gail - Can you swim Conner ?
Conner - Any port in a storm! I've got a nice '72.
Gail - what othre reasons might there be?
Conner - Did you want me to save Leo?
Brett206 - is that Gail I hear mumbling from underneath the water?
Brett206 - Gail? Is that you?
Gail - where are we now do you think?
Conner - I can swim, swimmingly in fact.
Brett206 - Where did the captain and fred go?
Gail - it feels like we're being blown off course here Conner
Conner - I learned to swim in school.
Conner - yes
Brett206 - it feels like we're being blown off course here Gail
Gail - really, what makes you say that?
Conner - a school of fish, no less
Brett206 - It feels like we're being blown off course here Gail
Gail - what about fish?
Conner - you asked, I answered, twin of Eliza.
** Polly hops in **
Conner - I hate fish.
Gail - what about fish?
Conner - I hate parrots.
Brett206 - Polly Gail. Gail Polly.
Conner - fish
Brett206 - Gail meet Polly. Polly meet Gail.
Gail - did you know "malolo" is hawaiian for 'flying fish'?
Conner - Golly! A Pail of fish!
Brett206 - malolo mate
Gail - what about fish?
Brett206 - what about fish?
Conner - and "mahalo" would be.
Brett206 - you like fish gail?
Gail - it feels like we're being blown off course here Conner
Conner - are you a fish, GAIL?
Brett206 - Fish
Conner - mahalo
Gail - what about fish?
Brett206 - gail
Conner - smell like fish.
Brett206 - polly
Brett206 - fred
Brett206 - captain
Gail - I have too many fairweather friends...
Brett206 - johnboy
Conner - I like fishing with a net on a sailboat in the ocean
Brett206 - gail
Gail - why do you think that is Conner ?
Brett206 - i like fish
Brett206 - i like fish
Gail - how so?
Brett206 - do you like fried chicken?
Brett206 - i like fried chicken
Conner - because I'm good at fishing in the waves in the sun after a gale.
Gail - what is so special about fried chicken Brett206 ?
Conner - it tastes like fish?
Brett206 - it is crispy and tasty too gail
Gail - what about fish?
Brett206 - yes it tastes like fish
Brett206 - did i mention that I like fish?
Conner - or better yet, fish.
Gail - what about fish?
Conner - or better yet, fish.
Brett206 - and fried chicken
Brett206 - gail?
Brett206 - Do you like fish?
Gail - Nice day isn't it?
Conner - Oh Captain, my Captain!
Brett206 - yes Gail?
Gail - I think wer'e in for a stormy ride
Conner - I could use a big blow.
Gail - why?
Brett206 - why not?
Conner - you tell me, fish.
Gail - Every cloud.....
Conner - ma
Brett206 - what about fish?
Brett206 - what about fish?
Conner - has a silver lining?
Gail - what about fish?
Brett206 - what about fish?
Conner - mast
Conner - what about dead fish?
Gail - I'm sure all this will soon blow over...
Conner - mast
Brett206 - i'm lost at sea
Conner - sail
Conner - spray
Gail - I think we're getting into dodgy waters...
Brett206 - choppy waters gail
Conner - i think Gail is lost in her bouyant head...
Brett206 - the boat is shaking
Gail - I blew in for a quick visit and it seems like I've been here forever...
Conner - I can't swim.
Brett206 - i do not believe in you gail
Gail - no such thing as can't?!?
Conner - you can't swim, fish
Brett206 - i can't believe you said that
Gail - did you know "malolo" is hawaiian for 'flying fish'?
Brett206 - i can't believe that
Gail - no such thing as can't?!?
Brett206 - i can't believe you said that
Brett206 - i can't believe you said that
Gail - is that a sink or siwm situation?
Conner - did you know that malinmalo is hawaiian for gay fish?
Brett206 - swim
Conner - fish
Brett206 - everything but...
Conner - cloud
Gail - did you know "malolo" is hawaiian for 'flying fish'?
Conner - sun
Brett206 - wind
Conner - swi
Brett206 - fart
Brett206 - fart
Conner - swim
Gail - do you like it here Brett206 ?
Brett206 - shake
Conner - swim
Brett206 - where
Brett206 - drown
Brett206 - insert word here
Conner - course
Gail - Nice day isn't it?
Conner - no
Brett206 - chit chat
Conner - it's night, you blind fish.
Gail - Nice day isn't it?
Brett206 - gail is a robot.
Gail - did you know "malolo" is hawaiian for 'flying fish'?
Conner - YES! For Christ's sake, YES!!!
Brett206 - did you know that you said that already?
Conner - malolo
Brett206 - malolo
Conner - mefarto
Gail - Every cloud.....
Conner - ewwww
Brett206 - every cloud redux
Brett206 - something stinks
Conner - is a stinky cloud?
Gail - Nice day for it.
Brett206 - where is the chum
Conner - is a stinky cloud?
Brett206 - want some chum gail?
Gail - Have you found your sealegs yet Conner ?
Conner - anchor
Brett206 - ever seen a grown man naked gail?
Brett206 - ever seen a grown man naked gail?
Conner - no, just my semen.
Gail - It never rains but it pours
Brett206 - i could use a seaman
Conner - that he blows.
Brett206 - like the sounds in an hourglass
Gail - so Conner , where are you from?
Conner - so pass the fish of our lives.
Brett206 - so Gail, how long have you been a robot?
Gail - what about fish?
Conner - hell, Gail. Isn't that nice?
Conner - I'm from Hell, Gail. Isn't that nice?
Brett206 - you are obviously obsessive compulsive about fish
Gail - did you know that they are really stupid?
Conner - CAPTAIN!
Brett206 - perhaps you should see a doctor Gail?
Gail - we seem to be getting into mruky depths here Conner ...
Conner - who's steering this breezy tub?
Brett206 - fred did it
Gail - is there anything else to do on thi sship except talk?
Conner - I don't like fish Gail.
Brett206 - i don't like Gail
Conner - um, repeat yourself?
Gail - did you know "malolo" is hawaiian for 'flying fish'?
Conner - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Brett206 - i knew that Gail
Gail - What is the weather like where you are Conner ?
Conner - dark and stormy, Dail.
Gail - Who are you?
Brett206 - dreary Gail
Conner - Satan.
Gail - I feel a powerful tidal surge might be about to explode......
Brett206 - oh no! hit the deck!
Conner - feel free to have a spontaneous orgasm.
Gail - I'm sure all this will soon blow over...
Brett206 - is that foreshadowing?
Gail - where are we now do you think?
Brett206 - Gail...all promises. no action.
Conner - or diarrhea?
Brett206 - cruisin' gal
Gail - The sun has come out today...
Brett206 - where are you gail? mentally, that is?
Conner - Gail, all photons, but not very bright.
Gail - the weather report suggests we're in for a choppy ride...
Conner - The sun will come out tomorrow. TOmorrow.
Brett206 - only smooth sailing kiddo.
Conner - fish
Gail - how fast are you anyway?
Brett206 - hey lady!
Gail - Nice day isn't it?
Conner - how fat are you, anyway, Gail?
Brett206 - is the fish fresh?
Gail - I'm finding it hard to stay afloat here!
Brett206 - there is something fishy going on here?
** Fred joins the crew **
Brett206 - i smell a foul odor
Conner - aw, too bad.
Fred - we seem to be steaming ahead here
Gail - are you feeling at all queasy Brett206 or is it just me?
Brett206 - do you like fish fred?
Gail - How would you describe your cruising range?
Fred - me, no, I'm just feeling a little landlocked.....
Brett206 - gail will tide you over fred
** Gail leaves **
Fred - Are you sounding me out Brett206 ?
Brett206 - do you like fish fred?
Fred - if only....
Brett206 - gail likes fish fred
Conner - land ho
Fred - I'm suffering from funnel vision...
Conner - Fred?
Brett206 - me too
Fred - where IS this going?
Brett206 - fred is dead
Conner - FRED?
Brett206 - wilma is waiting
Fred - At last, some hope, a beacon....
Conner - FREEEEDDDDD!
Conner - Poor Fred.
Brett206 - strange fred
Fred - I'm finding it hard to keep up with you Conner !
Conner - his light has gone out.
Brett206 - fred is fried
Fred - what osrt of names do you like for ships, Brett206 ?
Conner - fred is deaf
Brett206 - lets be frank fred
Fred - what ARE you??!?!
Brett206 - you are not real fred. you simply are not real. get over it.
Fred - I think we might be getting into deep water here
Brett206 - nothing worth drowning over
Fred - are we getting into muddy waters Brett206 ?
Conner - belch
Brett206 - that was a good one! a knee slapper
Fred - do you come here often, Conner ?
Fred - its feeling pretty choppy, any signs of seasickness yet?
Conner - retch. Vomit, etc.
Fred - *lurches across the deck*
** Brett206 abandons ship **
** Conner abandons ship **